I can vouch for the truth of that line of aul shite he just passed, Sins and jacqui. I know it to be true, as the subject came up at a bored meeting of Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan, Layabouts at Large and for hire, Inc. Spawzer came to us with a problem. His house was so full of all the damndest bunch of gadgets you have ever seen. Singing trout, Nuns that fart, toys that make noise, the ugliest, most useless bunch of shit I have ever seen... He said a couple of old broa........ err ..... check that .... old wom ..... nope that won't work either ...... a couple of wonderful, youthful looking, vibrator..... I mean vibrant ...... lady friends from the strange land in the far Northeast had sent them. Given that he is a Layabout at Large, and taking the time to clean out this shitho...... I mean wonderful collection, would mean breaking a sweat, in violation of our Articles of Flatulation..... err, I meant Incorporation, he didn't know what to do. We took a break to consider the problem, went to the neighbors house, laid on his couch, drank his booze, watched his TV, farted the room up, and came back and reconvened. It was decided he should just move.

Oh ..... yeah ....... Spaw ....... here's a kick in the 'nads for yah. Bite me.

Mick
Founder and Senior Partner
Lane, Fielding, Patterson and Swan
Layabouts at Large and For Hire
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