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Thread #59418 Message #2530932
Posted By: Amos
03-Jan-09 - 10:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Maynard was the I/C of the mission that laid Edward Teach low--not his cousin Blackbear Teach, who was a fur trader up in the Colorado Rockies at the time.
Rapaire, your very names strike terror in the heart of uninhabited places.
To save space, here are a few punch lines. You may tailor the back stories to fit your own perfervid imaginings:
"You should never change streams in the middle of a horse."
"People who live in grass houses shouldn't steal thrones."
"Absinthe made thee, Hargrove Fonda...".
"I wanted to learn if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother...".
and of course the ultimate punch line:
"Goodness no...he wasn't that shaggy."