The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2531193
Posted By: Rapparee
04-Jan-09 - 10:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

"Quick, write that down! It's a better name than Irving."

"Middle lamb, you've had a dizzy bey."

"Sorry, I'm afraid it will take jacks or better to open."

"Okay, now where's that Eskimo I'm supposed to wrassle?"

"Now can I have my dog back?"

"Right nut go UMGH! Left nut go UMGH! Rubber go UMGH! Right nut go KAPOW!"

"Just give me about ten yards of that fence."

"Well, no wonder! Crisco is shortening!"

"That's all right, Preacher. It's my leg you've been feeling."

"Your technique was fine, but the next time try it on a cow."

"Brace yourself, Harry."

"In a 1947 Kaiser?!?!?!?"

"Look, lady, I don't care WHO you know."

"I came home because I got dam sick."

"Me and Ma mortgaged the farm and sold the herd so you could git four years of college and you still say 'ain't'!"

"George, I think it's pronounced 'keesh'."

"Damn kid had it under his coat."