The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23022   Message #253153
Posted By: Gary T
06-Jul-00 - 09:01 PM
Thread Name: How many viola players does it take to change...
Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
Well, I found the light bulb joke, and it reminded me . . .

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but the trick is getting them into the bulb first.