Well, I sort of like the idea of naming one "Tangent," and being off on one. (Theoretically, of course. Having none of my very own, this is a strictly academic exercise here.)

And if the rest of you Mudmen decide to bone up for the class, as Peter T. so helpfully suggests, I do hope we ladies will be invited to sit in the gallery and observe. We promise not to fidget.

xo/Pansy Rue Twidgett, undefeated Saucy Wench