You make a good point there, Amos. ;-) Newcomers should bear in mind that Spaw is presently in his third childhood and is experiencing a state of shock and denial due to him being turned down for a room at the NYCFTTS!!!! (Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed) This has NEVER happened before in history! It's downright astounding, and it may be bigger news than the election of Barack Obama. My only thought on the matter is that Neil Young himself must have become aware of some of the injudicious remarks that Spaw has uttered in the past to the effect that he can't tell whether Neil is playing his electric guitar onstage or screwing it.

Yeah...it's gotta be that. It couldn't just be that Spaw is a witless, know-nothing, rude jadrool of the lowest sort who wanders around the neighborhood dressed in an enormous wizard hat and thinks it will get him favors from naive pre-20s females. Naw...couldn't be that. They've taken worse than that at the NYCFTTS in the past, after all.

Yeah, I'm bettin' Neil Young has put you on his personal blacklist, ol' pal. Too bad. Well, maybe I can still provide a fold-up cot at the WSSBA* if all else fails.

*(William Shatner School of Baaaaad Acting - located in scenic Orillia, Ontario, Canada, just down the road from the Bigmouth Billy Bass Lake turnoff).

Those metal cots squeak like hell, and they're not much good if you're under 5'6", but they do hold up great most of the time, if you don't toss and turn too much in the night, and you won't, cos the squeaking will drive you right out of your mind.