Ha! Very good. ;-) Now combine that with the last couple exchanges between me and Spaw (Catspaw49), and you have fairly well got the sillier side of Mudcat nicely wrapped up and ready to place under the tree.

Darned right nobody works here! At least...not openly. It's not allowed! Ask Spaw about that and he will confirm it by telling you all about Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan, the most famous quartet of layabouts in history.