Chongo has told me about what happens when gorillas or chimps or other apes eat too much brussels sprouts. Horrible! Chongo says the gorillas do it deliberately, just because they enjoy being rude and gross and offending people. It's a form of bravado on their part, he says.

I'm not sure if I can trust what Chongo says about it, though, because he's always taking cheap shots at gorillas for some reason...except while he was campaigning for president, when he suddenly became the great and loyal friend of all gorillas...

Hmm...