Oh, boy, this was going to be a toughie, she thought as she stepped through the door. Squinting her eyes, Ms. Two-Loo Goodie, glanced around the dive, packets of handouts clutched in her hands.

Knowing she'd better just get on wiht it, she marched up to the bar, looking the bartender in teh eyes right away...Establish a direct link as soon as you enter the establishmentshe heard her class instructor saying in her memory.

Hi, I'm Ms. Goodie, from the BuyYou Infectious Diseases Outreach Unit - Branch 13. I'd like to pas out soe literature to your, ummm, clientele, if you don't mind? We will be having Condomology classes every Thursday night, along with others, plus we have a hotline number where people can call for information...do you mind, Ma'am? See? It's all right here in this brochure..

How about you sir? she said as she walked towards the big guy hunched over a table all by himself in the back of the room. Do you ever visit the lady upstairs?