"the whole thing was shot through with gunfire and explosions in widespread stereo, so that I felt as though I was sitting in the middle of a battlefield.
I tell you, brethren, my loyalty to the cause was tested that night."

"He makes easy listening Easy Listenin'!"

"Anything done with a horde of bellowing children for a back-up chorus."

"they used the same picture of a hill for every song;"

...Oh now come on Meggily an Irish Folk Song Kareoke DVD?
Now there's a classy nights entertainment. I want one.
No really, I want one.

I'm in one hell of an exellent mood today.
Cheers for the giggles. Enjoying all the replies to this thread.
Any more contenders?