Ha! ;-)

I can't. I'm too busy reading my Koran/Baghavad Gita/Buddhist scriptures/Torah/Egytian Book of the Dead/Mormon scriptures/Kahlil Gibran/Taoist teachings/Amerindian Medicine Way teachings/Carlos Castaneda/New Age stuff/whatever.....

The text I'm reading right now states categorically, for instance, that God prefers Dachshunds to Weimaraners.