Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted into the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber shaved off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist extracted seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.