I don't have any Spats, Feuds, Old Scores & Itchy Wounds at the moment. Many of y'all do, including a few people I'd gladly buy a pint for.

They do tend to derail a few threads... and the rest of us have to sit it out as various folks show each other their arses in public.

So I propose when anyone sees it happening, they should shout"Oi! Take it outside you bleedin' 'orrible lot!". This thread can count as outside. Please treat it badly.

Obviously, good natured banter, vociforous and passionate disputes about the meaning of F*lk and so on can stay where they belong.

Have fun with my new year's gift to the world (ok, I know it's Max's really, not mine...)