I can see one major problem with this "All Male Mudcat Club": who is going to put the toilet paper on the roller? With all your gadgets and gizmos, I have yet to see a man master the art of the simple toilet paper roll. I guess you can do what you always do and leave it on the back of the tank. Not elegant but efficient and easy to reach when in the mood to play a comb. But prone to falling in when you leave the seat up.