I say you all are the flatulent demons in the eighth ring of Hell who make trumpets of your asses.

Some arse conditions

Noassatall - flat ass disease. This condition suffered by the size zero silphs with matching IQ. Her diaper/nappie proportionate to what her daily regimen of laxatives produce.

And the hiphop trouser creeps who don't know the meaing of belt or braces. Can't be packing a gun. His pants would be around his ankles.

Bubblebuttitis - a desirable state for women see Icons of Englishness so sayeth Freddy Mercury, all hail the Queen.

The condition is not the same for males see Plumber's Crack or Buttock Cleavage

However, of all arse conditions Trumpet ass is the worst and everyone who posts to this thread is one.