"as grateful as I am for the barrage of invites, I am not a subscriber to any applications."
"not a good sport where these games are concerned so I ignore all invites"

Well the simple response to that is

This game is different to most of the Games there (Mobties works the same, but that is a new game and lots of invites still there).

Your pic comes up in the FB 'Invite to this app" section in all games, and I can ignore you there because once I have sent an invite, it won't pop you up again. But in this game, whether you ignore the invites or not, I (or ANY & ALL of your FB friends) get you as a temporary piece for 2 weeks, then you pop up again - every 2 weeks! And since the limiting factor in this game is player pieces, getting you for 2 weeks when one is on the limiting line for advancement is difficult to ignore, when you are ignoring all invites anyway...

Once you join the app, you can't get any more invites to it from me! (And THAT's got to be a bonus, surely!) :-P

Further, once you join this app, then uninstall it, you will stop popping up as a potential squire, but I will have the grateful use of your piece forevermore, and the most persuasive ego tripping argument I have is - I get to see your pic as I maintain the castle every day! :-)

:-)

Of course, you really don't have to do anything for my birthday!

Sob, sob....

Well if rationality doesn't work, try emotional blackmail!



Ohoh...



Oh No! Did I say that in my 'outside my head' voice?!!!


I better go stand in the naughty corner now!

Bye! :-)