I know that if you recieve salt-water via enema, it can save your life. Especially if you happen to be dying of thirst while floating adrift in the middle of the ocean on a life raft. I wonder what a few pints of Old Rosie (that stuff's as strong as White-Insanity Rot) via bottom-brass trumpet would be like. Would it stop me puking? I don't know why I'm thinking this... Possibly because I puke anytime I ingest scrumpy.

Azizi, if you mistake bullshit such as *this*, for attempts at wit. You will of course be sorely dissapointed at your own efforts, and eternally doomed to dismal failure.

All I can suggest to help you on your own mission to unlace your constraints is to not bother reading this utterly pointless post, and watch this instead: instructions on Learning to Swear