Why woyuld I bother renting them viseos, Amos, when what have described is life right here in Pine Grove Holler... Our Bubbles has a couple names... Half the people call him "Stinky" and the other half call him "Stop Sign"...
Then we have Donnie "I'm-a-drunk" whoes mode of transporation is a 30 year old riding lawn mower without the mower deck... Believe it or not the sheriff has been to his trailer and warned him about driving it on the road if he's drunk??? Man, that would be embarrassin' to get a DUI on a lawn mower...