My first girlfriend (we were both aged 9) was from Scunthorpe. We met in a Blackpool boarding house in 1953, and it was love at first sight. Didn't last long, though, but there's probably still some romance in Scunthorpe. Don't know Sleaford.

If RT does ever make it to Lincolnshire, mug him and take his Lowden guitar away from him - I could do with it.