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Thread #59418   Message #2538044
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Jan-09 - 01:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
How very nice for you. I very much hope that Barky was with you, for life without a trumpeter is dull, dingy, gray, and lacking in voie de vivre. In fact, a study by St. Dismas University showed quite clearly that the root cause of 97.4% of all suicides is a lack of trumpet (or cornet) music, and another 2% is caused by William Shatner's rendition of "Lucy In The Sky." The remainder is due to unknown causes.