They have been coming and going like a bad case of fleas for two months now. The last left on Wednesday. But no one is missing a laptop. Go figure.

Consider yourself invited, meself. Clean towels are in a bin at the bottom of the stairs.
Two house rules:

1. The cats can do anything.
READ THIS CAREFULLY. I really don't care if Alice peed on your suitcase. You were warned.

2. I do not snore.

Maybe this laptop is my SecretSanta gift??? But why a Mac?