Looking through this and the other aardvark threads, I notice that none of the songs presented tries to find a rhyme for aardvark. Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. When I lived in Buffalo, New York, I would occasionally go to Artpark when it put on some entertainer I wanted to hear - I remember hearing Joan Baez there, and also Beausoleil. I tried to write a song about Artpark at the time, but the only rhyme I could find for it was aardvark. I guess card shark would work.