IF you have a mental spasm
Blame it on your protoplasm!
You don't need to take the blame
For your errors or your shame,
All your crimes and those to come
Are not due to acting dumb!
Escape your duty in this fashion:
Call it protoplasm's passion!
Blame your cells and genes and say
It was all your DNA!

Whacchov Bodymonger
Songs of the Fleshly Flesh
Stackum, Pylem, Brakum,
Caledonia, 2001