Hi Kids: And what better time to use my cold weather material? PERFECT for a day such as this...

You fill in the missing words...

1/Colder than a witch's___. And believe me, I've been out with some witches!

2/Colder than the___on a brass monkey. Getting harder and harder to find brass monkeys these days. Maybe one of you 'Catters has one...

3/Colder than the____of my ex-wife's attorney. Sorry Rodney..."My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. She found my calender and asked me, "Who's May?"(To stay, "on topic" I should have said_______. But in didn't fit. Like my jeans from ____.

4/ Legend has it there was a place in Antartica, or was it Alaska?; that was so cold, that if you took a ____outside, it froze in mid air. Curious why they always called it, "Taking a ____."
Shouldn't it be, "Giving a ____?" Ah, the mysteries of life...

bob :0)