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Thread #59418   Message #2540620
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
15-Jan-09 - 02:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Okay so I herd that you was, like, tellin' lies abowt me agen Rapaere adn I am here to, like strayten you out on a few fliipin' FACTS, eh? Number one...I ain't dead! Number two...yer a fliphead and a idiot! Number three...if you flippin' had any guts at all and you were not just a big flippin' mouth and a cowerd who is afeared of his own shdaow then you would come to Blind River and flippi8n' put yer mony where yer mouth is and have it out man to man with me! I wisht you would, man, becoz I would flippin' wipe the floor with YOU. Flippin' right! I been practisin' my moves with a boxin' dummy that I...borrowed...and I am totally flippin' deadly now. There would not be enuff left of you to haul away in a trash bag, man. You would be so distroyed when I was threw with you that it would be like you was a greese spot. They would just probally put a little stone to mark the flippin' remanes of what I left of you...and every now and then a stray dog would come over to pee on the stone but no one else would ever ever care to even look at it. You wold get no flowers, man. None. No girls would cry. No paper would print the flippin' O-bitchewary You would be deader than a dead skunk on a slow Sunday.

- Shane McBride who is your superiour has spoke.