Old Windsorians 1970,s OWRFC Windsor Berkshire England

Uk version i know was being used in UK at leats in 1950's

Corus unliek Aus one was

Craven A never heard of masturbation
Craven A never used his tool
Craven A satisfied with masturbation
Thought a C*nt wa somethig he was called at school

verse i have not seen here here

A varsity profesor in a short address
"said" Craven never masturbate in acedemic dress
but craven just to show he didnt give a fucjk
tossed off into the inkwell going Phut one for luck

Note (phut is a noise you make not a word)