I tried getting The Three 'Tinas to work up an arrangement of this, but we didn't have time before our latest gig. Besides, getting Bob Zentz to be deadpan for 3.5 minutes is a superhuman feat.

Barry, the secret to my straightman act that night at Mystic was that Spencer slipped a mickey of botox into my beer just before we went on -- I couldn't have cracked a smile if someone had held a gun to my head.

Charley, I *will* record the song for posterior... um, whatever. Wouldn't it be fun to do a music video of this song -- sort of a trad take on Michael Jackson's Thriller?

I'd better stop now...

Jerry