"Wishing Genie"

A man was sitting alone in his office one night
when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.

"And what will your third wish be?"

The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh?
How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't
had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie
said, "but your second wish was for me to put
everything back the way it was before you made
your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing,
because everything is the way it was before
you made any wishes. You now have one wish
left."

"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but
what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women."

"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and
disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"