We have The Duchy of Cornwall biccies and jams all over the place down here in The West Country. Bit pricey though, but someone's buying them, obviously.

No, 1865, John. :0)

They were taken last March, 2008, so I was only 143 back then. I've gone 'orf rapidly since. 'Delayed Divorce Reaction' I think it's called.

I had a Parliamentarian almost knock me out at Reading once, you know. Came charging at me after the battle, whoooooooom! pushed me over, face down, then jumped on top of me. Geez, my head hit the ground with the biggest thump. He jumped off and started apologising, and I started mopping up the blood and cursing him, telling him he was taking this 'rape and pillage' bit, a bit tooooooo far! I threatened him with my hessian covered Robinson's Barley Water Bottle, which was filled with 'magic water' to bring the troops back to life. That got him worried! ;0)

Ah, happy days.. :0)