"Ehmmm - They already do pay full-on tax like most people."

"No-one knows what Betty is taxed on her income as it's a secret, and voluntary - it really should be law that the Monarch pays full tax on all her income if she doesn't already."


Mrs. Queen - and Tax



"But I would put this forward as an example in logic as to why "marxists" should never run anything."

"You're right - god forbid anyone but greedy capitalists should be given a chance to balls up the economy."


Ooh, I don't know, New Labour's doing a grand job of that at the moment.