The question always is "Should I zip my fly now...or should I wait?" Every North Ontario lad asks himself that after having taken a quick whizz against a wall or a snowbank, because you never know when a willing woman might suddenly appear out of nowhere, and time is of the absolute essence when she does! A woman who is seeminly willing at the stroke of midnight may no longer be willing by a half a minute after midnight. They can change their flippin' minds in a second, y' know, and they often do. That is why Shane sometimes leaves his fly unzipped for lengthy periods of time...except when it gets TOO FLIPPIN' COLD OUTSIDE! ...which it has been just lately.