The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #117933 Message #2545649
Posted By: Max
21-Jan-09 - 09:36 PM
Thread Name: From Max: Mudcat Update - Jan 20, 2009
Subject: RE: From Max: Mudcat Update - Jan 20, 2009
Well spaw, One day I sat down and I compared Ohio State and Penn State in every conceivable category from sports and academics to the quality of drinking water. I did this to formulate an indefensible argument to use to engage you here on mudcat once and for all. The problem was, that I found out that day that Ohio State is quite an institution. In fact, I found out that Ohio State was better than Penn State. I spent hours rechecking my information, retabulating the statistics, I even tried to skew the numbers, but nothing worked. I cried myself to sleep that night, curled up in a ball.
When I woke up the next morning, I made the decision to go to work at Penn State, because, surely, with my help, we could one day raise our status to surpass Ohio State as the best and greatest state college in America. I figured that all they were missing is me. And jees, with all the nice things folks are saying about me in this thread, how can you deny it?
It wasn't but a few weeks later that I was offered, and accepted, a position with Penn State. I shall start in the marketing department and work my way to the top, excelling at every step.
And Spaw, I have an 18 year old daughter currently attending Penn State. As an employee, I save 75% on her tuition. The only drawback to it all is all the paperwork as to what I am going to do with the money that I'm saving.