Just caught up with this one! All good thoughts heading down south!

You know, the old bugger might have been more considerate. I mean, I have just retired fully from care work, with its giving bed baths and the like to gentlemen (and ladies).....just be warned, lad - I still have the uniform, plastic aprons and rubber gloves; and also I would risk my bad back just to see the look on your face when I snap that latex!

Andrea x