"Safe Banking"

A young college co-ed came running in tears to
her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible
financial advice!"

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank,
and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the
largest banks in the state," he said. "there must
be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned
one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient
Funds'."