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Thread #59418   Message #2547970
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
24-Jan-09 - 01:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
So flip-faced bastard! You wanna half it out with me, eh? Okay, man, I will take you on, but not with guns, no way. Guns are fer loosers and cowerds. And I am not comin' to Poplatello. No flippin' way, eh? Why shoudl I? Why should I hafta go anywheres?

No way, baybe! I want you to come HERE. To BlinD River. And if you are not a flippin' cowerd I know you will, eh?

And here is how it will be. You will face the Blind River test of yer flippin' manhood against ME, the King of Blind River. You will hafta do these three tests of manhood:

1. Chug a entire 2-4 down of Export in under 10 minutes. First man to finish wins.

2. Wrassle a strag dog in the back alleyway behind the Iron Horse Tavern fer a piece of day-old pizza. If the dog scarfs down more of the pizza than you do, you loose. If you get bit, tough!

3. Flip the winner of the last Iron Horse Tavern Wet T-Shirt the back of Don's matter what the wether is like at the time. (I am challengin' you in February, man! You know what that means, eh?)

Them girls are tough. If you ain't got what it takes they will rip yer mungoberries right off, throw 'em in yer face, and kick you outta town!

You have been flippin' warned.

- Shane