The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #117868 Message #2548176
Posted By: GUEST,Nurse Ratched
24-Jan-09 - 05:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: Good thoughts - Micca needs mending:-)
Subject: RE: BS: Good thoughts - Micca needs mending:-)
Damn! He escaped that hospital before i could arrive with my healthful anti-stroke regime:
1. First, beat with a large paddle (punishment for High Living)
2. Chilli colonic delivered with fire hose.
3. Brain-clearing anti-alcohol remedy:
1/2 cup mineral water mixed with juice of 10 raw chillis, ginger and coriander tonic, grapefruit exctract and crushed pepper - swallow half, snort the rest through nose and take a vigorous walk.
LtS - can you administer quickly?
N.R.