I hope I got the translation right, I just read this in German ...

Dialog between a couple:

Before marriage:

He: Finally! I waited so long!
She: You want me to leave!
He: No! Why do you think that? It is awful for me to think of that!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! At every time of day or night!
She: Have you ever been unfaithful to me?
He: No! Never! Why do you ask?
She: Do you want to kiss me?
He: Yes, every time I get the opportunity!
She: Would you ever beat me?
He: Are you crazy? You know me better!
She: Can I trust you completely?
He: Yes.
She: My darling!


Some years after marriage:
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