Leave it to a cat to get it wrong about a dog, or about layabouts. First off, you know it is LFPS. Second, no one checked with us, and you are ordered to cease and desist in this lame attempt to profit from an association with our firm (well, .... flabby firm)name. Dogs cannot be layabouts. Not possible. ..... They chase cats, they chase their tails, and they run to food dishes. Most importantly .... and this is the ultimate disqualifier ..... they lick their "stuff". Spaw, Swanno, and I all tried this one. The amount of exertion required would absolutely disqualify any applicant. Swanno, that limber wee man, got close, but his moustache got beyond the point of equilibrium and swung him too far. He ended up lickin' his own behind, barfed, and was in bed for a week.

So, no canine version. Any further incursions will result in a visit from my favorite gorilla.

Mick Lane
Founder, and Partner
LANE, FIELDING, SWAN AND PATTERSON
Layabouts at Large, and for hire
"It's the least we can do..."