Hmph...*mutter, mutter*....malign a brilliant McNab's intelligence AND insult his pet cat? I'll have you know he chases nothing, not even cats nor his tail. Only daft, dumber dogs do such things and while he is not averse to a full food dish, he prefers to layabout and watch what transpires when his da is in the kitchen than to be so gauche as to run to a dish. In fact, Sir, I would venture to guess that LFPS/LFSP (research will show it both ways!) most likely are copycats of his superior techniques for which you may expect notice from his legal representatives. As to his nether regions, well, he is too polite to discuss such things publicly; far be it for him to bring up LFPS's failings.