Sledge, since I'm apparently in charge of TP( bog roll) as well as bedpans at the NYCFTTS I suppose I can join this coprophile's thread to imagine the beetle thinking: "Tough shit"!
RtS
PS. Hey, 'Spaw if we could get some trained dung beetles at the Center we could save on bedpan emptying. If we could get some aspiring politicians as well, we could save on TP...