The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2552209
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Jan-09 - 03:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos, I really don't like to discuss personal things, but when I was born there was a star in the East and an angelic choir in the heavens. Three Wise Men left me gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh; later on, while fishing with my friends, I used to walk out across the Mississippi to where the big ones lurked. Nobody will go deer hunting with me because if I touch a deer they shot it comes back to life. My mother always told me that I should avoid Roman soldiers, which was pretty easy to do in West Central Illinois and even easier here in Idaho. Walking up the mountains is a problem because ever time I stop to rest Elijah and Moses show up at my side, and the less said about my twelve groupies the better.