The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36868   Message #2552413
Posted By: Charley Noble
29-Jan-09 - 07:31 PM
Thread Name: Cruelty to dinosaurs (and songs about them)
Subject: RE: Cruelty to dinosaurs
Yes, but when he's crawling around on the floor he's off mic.

I did come up with some Jurassic verses for "Martin Said to His Man":

I saw a Stegosaurus stagger through the door...
Have one glass and crash through the floor...

I saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex...
When there was no Guiness, he was in a vex...

I saw a Pteradactyle with a smile...
Say: "After a while crocodile!"...

I saw a Triceratops in his shop...
Hard at work fermenting hops...

I saw a Brontosaurus with a thesaurus...
Searching for the ultimate chorus --
I have well drunken and who's the fool now?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble