The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36868 Message #2552413
Posted By: Charley Noble
29-Jan-09 - 07:31 PM
Thread Name: Cruelty to dinosaurs (and songs about them)
Subject: RE: Cruelty to dinosaurs
Yes, but when he's crawling around on the floor he's off mic.
I did come up with some Jurassic verses for "Martin Said to His Man":
I saw a Stegosaurus stagger through the door...
Have one glass and crash through the floor...
I saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex...
When there was no Guiness, he was in a vex...
I saw a Pteradactyle with a smile...
Say: "After a while crocodile!"...
I saw a Triceratops in his shop...
Hard at work fermenting hops...
I saw a Brontosaurus with a thesaurus...
Searching for the ultimate chorus --
I have well drunken and who's the fool now?
Cheerily,
Charley Noble