The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #117427   Message #2552479
Posted By: Joe_F
29-Jan-09 - 09:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
Subject: RE: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
A Bachelor's Prayer

O Lord, may I never be married. But if I must marry, may my wife be faithful to me. But if she must be unfaithful, may I not know about it. But if I must know, may I not mind.