in a chinese town
there lived a funny man
his name was
mr maca ru ri chan

his legs was long
and his body was short
this is the was the chinese talk

chica raca ru
i chin chicka lora
bumba lora
paddy waddy woo
oko doko
hit him on the noko

tidy boy tidy boy see him run....

dont know if the spelling is correct but i sang that nonsence as a kid and never forgot it, it dosent even make sense lol.