Three Irishmen, three Irishmen were diggin' in a ditch.
One called the other one a dirty son of a—
Peter Murphy had a goat; a fine goat was he.
He put him in the neighbor's yard to keep him company.
Johnny had a whistle he put it on a rock.
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on the—
Cocktail, ginger ale, five cents a glass.
If you don't like it you may kiss my—
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
A man got hit with a gob of spit for stealing cherry pies.

Goldnguy