A correction/variation th "She Loved a Portugee" above.Verse 2.
When I thought of the two of them, I wanted to run amuck So I followed them to a public house that was called the Dog and Duck They was sitting in the public bar, kissing and holding hands And he was a seducing of her with pints of Babycham
is how I remember it, and how I sing it to this day.
I'm pretty sure Derek didn't write this one, but I'm damned if I can remember who did.
I've known Derek for years, and helped him a few years back to convert the initial draft of his autobiography from WordStar to Word! Needless to say I read it, and, even in it's original form it was hilarious, poignant and fascinating all at once. Buy it via his website as above and give yourself a treat - makes a change from Harry Potter.