ha! My father wrote this song. I sang it on Play Your Hunch where a panel hosted by Merv Griffin chose the real singer (not me, but my best friend Jo Ann Morse) after we mouthed the words while the recording played. I can still sing the whole thing, but you can hear it as one person said, clear as a bell, on the YouTube link that still has it up. My father, by the way, is still very much alive and kicking at age 91, but i have lost track of Jo Ann. I believe Dave DaNoon (sp?) wrote the lyrics.