To Dave Hall. Dave here`s another verse to your song.

"I`ve had liquid laughs in bars.
And I`v hurled from moving cars
And I`ve chucked up where and when it pleases me.
But if I could choose the spot
To re-gurgitate my lot
Then I`d chunder in the old Pacific sea".

I`m sure it is all the work of Barry Humphries.