Listen listen
the cat's a pissin'
where where
under the chair
where's the chair
in the barn
where's the barn
in the grass
where's the grass
up your
ask me no questions
and i'll tell you no lies
if you ever get hit
with a bucket of s**t
be sure to close your eyes.

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Tattletale Art
sitting in a cart
tin can in his belly
pickle in his heart

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Two Irishmen, two Irishmen
were digging in a ditch
one called the other
a dirty son-of-a
Peter Murphy had a dog
a very fine dog was he
loaned him to a neighbor
to keep him company
all day all night
he sat upon a rock
along came a bumblebee
and stung him on the
cocktail gingerale
five cents a glass
if you don't like what i'm saying
shove it up your
ask me no questions
i'll tell you no lies
if you ever get hit
with a bucket of s**t
be sure to close your eyes
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I went up stairs to go to bed
stepped in a pee pot over my head
I couldn't swim, I couldn't float
a big black turd went right down my throat