Just a thought before this thread dies:

As I grew older I found myself becoming more and more spiteful, prejudiced, narrow-minded and grumpy. I had no time for young people (though I was convinced that any or all of them would suddenly perform mindless acts of violence on me without warning), and all foreigners were to be pitied for not being British, but at the same time mistrusted and despised.

However, I instantly cured myself of all of this, and I'm back to being the sunny and rather wonderful person that I used to be.

How did I work this magic? Simply by walking into the newsagent and saying, 'Please don't deliver the Daily Mail to my house any more!'